Super Mario Odyssey

This one really was a Journey. Get it? Like an odyssey, but a no Greek. This is the second best game of the year for me, the other being Breath of the Wild. It’s possible that Nintendo may have finally sold their soul and returned to form. To be fair their ‘form’ was when I... Continue Reading →

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Stranger Things Season 2

I have to say I’ve seen Stranger Things… 2. Given the choice of going to a Halloween party or staying in to binge watch Stranger Things, I checked first to see if it was a trap. The offer seemed to be legitimate (I am a lucky man), so we settled in for a long night.... Continue Reading →

Hitman’s Bodyguard

Not the only dick joke I saw two movies this week, a smart one and a dumb one - I’m writing about the dumb one. Logan Lucky is truly an excellent film (if a bit slow to start). It’s basically Ocean’s 7-11, and if you liked the Ocean’s movies then go see that one. I... Continue Reading →

Don’t see the Emoji Movie

This movie is not enjoyable on any level, do not watch. God has forsaken the Emoji movie, in more ways than one. I watched this, don’t watch this. It does not cross the line into cult status; it’s just bad, really bad. I’m going to talk about all the crap that happened, and it may... Continue Reading →

Destiny 2 Beta

At 8:30 pm I began the Destiny 2 open beta. At 9:30 pm I finished the Destiny 2 open beta. All of it. Besides the multiplayer/non-story content which I am not counting as gameplay hours. It was a 30 minute prologue, and then a 30 minute strike mission. I wrote a long piece on Destiny... Continue Reading →

One Year Games

Pay me! Total War Warhammer 2 was just put up for pre-order on steam. Normally I would tell you all not to pre-order on principle, but this one is special. Total War Warhammer, along with Destiny, are 1 year release games. No longer is simply pre-ordering equivalent to paying for goods before they are delivered.... Continue Reading →

Wondering about this Woman

Getting this out of the way, she is distractingly attractive DC finally made a good movie, and somehow managed to make what is probably the best super hero movie of the year so far. I hate the DC movies, like really, passionately, hate the DC cinematic universe. I think superman was only good as a... Continue Reading →

120 Shrines Later

These guys can still go fuck themselves When I wrote my first Zelda piece, I had only just gotten my first Breath of the Wild that is Zelda. Now 2 months later, with 95 hours of gameplay, I have finally completed the main story. I defeated Calamity Ganon, saved the princess (or was saved by the princess),... Continue Reading →

Guardians of the Galaxy 2: Electric Boogaloo

Guardians of the Galaxy 2: 2 Galaxy, 2 Guarded is Marvel’s most recent experiment in whether or not a film can be carried entirely on character chemistry and charisma. The answer is basically yes. Guardians is another in a long chain of excellent Marvel movies (please disregard Thor 2, and The Incredible Hulk). We pick... Continue Reading →

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