The Force, Shitty Storytelling, and You

Honestly, this post is at least about 10% penis jokes. Sorry.


How to Adapt a Book to Film. Or Not.

Taking a book and making it into a movie is no small feat, but sometimes all it takes is ONE THING to fuck it all up.

Pacific Rim Uprising

This is the core Jaeger team in order of usefulness in a fight (from left to right) Pacific Rim 2 is as stupid as it deserves to be, and I love it. It’s giant robots fighting monsters and just sheer campy crap as a backdrop - that’s all it is. If that’s what you went... Continue Reading →

I Actually Liked Baywatch

I am clearly in the small minority but I actually enjoyed Baywatch (2017). It was goofy, fun, and true to its shitty shitty source material. You can’t make a “good” Baywatch, that would just be an entirely different movie. You can take extremely pretty people, put them in bathing suits, and have them run places.... Continue Reading →

Star Wars: The Last Jedi

This was actually just where they found Mark Hamill I almost wish this was the last Star Wars movie. It legitimately hurts me to say that, but it’s true. This movie isn’t good. It’s fun, it’s pretty, but it is an absolute mess. I did like a lot of scenes in it and enjoyed it... Continue Reading →

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