Honestly, this post is at least about 10% penis jokes. Sorry.
Taking a book and making it into a movie is no small feat, but sometimes all it takes is ONE THING to fuck it all up.
You can find my book review here, and no my favourite quote, nor books in general, were not included in the film. I have a soft spot for Ready Player One: it was the first review I ever wrote. I loved the book - it was interesting, intense, imaginative, and intelligent. I would say clever,... Continue Reading →
This is the core Jaeger team in order of usefulness in a fight (from left to right) Pacific Rim 2 is as stupid as it deserves to be, and I love it. It’s giant robots fighting monsters and just sheer campy crap as a backdrop - that’s all it is. If that’s what you went... Continue Reading →
We've decided that reviewing movies before watching them is an untapped market. So we're tapping the shit out of it.
The title doesn't have all that much to do with the article, which is mostly a series of shitty, loosely connected jokes about Netflix content.
I am clearly in the small minority but I actually enjoyed Baywatch (2017). It was goofy, fun, and true to its shitty shitty source material. You can’t make a “good” Baywatch, that would just be an entirely different movie. You can take extremely pretty people, put them in bathing suits, and have them run places.... Continue Reading →
There is a secret wizard society in the Harry Potter universe... under the secret wizard society that we read about.
This was actually just where they found Mark Hamill I almost wish this was the last Star Wars movie. It legitimately hurts me to say that, but it’s true. This movie isn’t good. It’s fun, it’s pretty, but it is an absolute mess. I did like a lot of scenes in it and enjoyed it... Continue Reading →