I Actually Liked Baywatch

I am clearly in the small minority but I actually enjoyed Baywatch (2017). It was goofy, fun, and true to its shitty shitty source material. You can’t make a “good” Baywatch, that would just be an entirely different movie. You can take extremely pretty people, put them in bathing suits, and have them run places.... Continue Reading →


Star Wars: The Last Jedi

This was actually just where they found Mark Hamill I almost wish this was the last Star Wars movie. It legitimately hurts me to say that, but it’s true. This movie isn’t good. It’s fun, it’s pretty, but it is an absolute mess. I did like a lot of scenes in it and enjoyed it... Continue Reading →

Super Mario Odyssey

This one really was a Journey. Get it? Like an odyssey, but a no Greek. This is the second best game of the year for me, the other being Breath of the Wild. It’s possible that Nintendo may have finally sold their soul and returned to form. To be fair their ‘form’ was when I... Continue Reading →

Something Something Batfleck

I feel bad for Warner Brothers and the DC Extended Universe right now. Not because I think they keep making terrible movies. But also not because I think they make really good movies. Man of Steel, Batman v Superman, and Justice League are not terrible, but it would be inaccurate to call them great. They... Continue Reading →

Stranger Things Season 2

I have to say I’ve seen Stranger Things… 2. Given the choice of going to a Halloween party or staying in to binge watch Stranger Things, I checked first to see if it was a trap. The offer seemed to be legitimate (I am a lucky man), so we settled in for a long night.... Continue Reading →

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